Sometimes when I’m at a stoplight I pretend like I’m in the fast and the furious and speed off when the light turns green and when I look over and the other person isn’t next to me racing I realize I’m not as cool as I thought I was ten seconds ago

babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad boys, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

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i cant

jerkidiot:

iphone-420:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

my mom said i can only have one glass of milk a day wtf mom

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frick you mom

WHY DO YOU HAVE A TGLASS THAT BIHG

FOR MILK

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